borntobeBLONDE
43, Leeds

About Me

i live in the UK yorkshire im single love r&b hip hop music

guy: i was gonna tell you a joke about my dick, but its to long
girl: oh Id tell you a joke about my pussy but you will never get it ;)

Man grabs his wifes arse, If this was firm you wouldnt need panties. She turns around and grabs his penis, and if this was firm i wouldnt need batteries.

Bitter Husband, says to Wife "On your Headstone, lll put "Cold As Ever" Wife says"Thats okay, On yours lll put "Stiff At Last"........

Other Details

Username:
Borntobeblonde
Lives in:
Leeds
Age:
43 years old
Body:
A few extra kilos
Eye Colour:
Blue
Hair Colour:
Other
Drinker:
No
Smoker:
No
Vaping:
Regular